yeah? and what makes you so great?

"Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise." (Alice in Wonderland, Lewis Carroll)

Lassie kills chickens

Vegetarians don't love animals, they hate plants

Cakes - 66 cents, Upside down cakes - 99 cents

Today will be yesterday tomorrow

Life is tough. But then again, next to what?

It was a dark and stormy night, and nothing else happened

Don't be so open minded that your brains fall out

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am schizophrenic, And so am I

Condoms are not as safe as you think. I had one on and I got hit by a train.

Procrastinate, right now!

Stamp out vandalism or I will break your windows

This sentence is false.

(Off the Wall, Graffiti for the soul)